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The smart money would be on Bilic, but what are the odds on Conte?

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Was Rooney in it?

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He slowly walks up to the jukebox, one hand rustling in his pocket for some change. He finds a battered 10p pence, slotting into the machine. He doesn’t need to search long, the buttons long worn from the endless use since Wednesday from the Chelsea and Manchester City fans who’ve recently frequented the bar… there is its, B1, “They Ain’t As Good As They Used to Be!”. He pushes the button, hears the whirring of the internal workings, and turns to leave. A wry smile spreads across his face as those familiar sounds begin blasting around him, almost laughing at the Liverpool fans still drinking doubles all round… little did he know he’s beloved Spurs were going to draw later that to the only team in the League worse than West Ham… 🙂

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And Barca are after Harry Winks too…. that’s another 150mil, so with the half a billion from Madrid, that should be the stadium paid for…I hope Disco Sisisiksoosksskko is up for it!

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Emoji-man? Apparently, he was world class in Italy, but looks all knees and elbows to me…does he count?

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They’ll probably roll over they always do…. 🙂

To be honest cyber chum, I don’t spend too much time following them, we’re too busy beating certain other has-beens to worry about those beans, old bean, but I would expect a close game while it’s 0-0 but by the time you get the 4th or 5th, they’re likely to collapse…. I really can’t see them giving you any problems.

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Doesn’t matter how much we pay them, there’s always some Arab Plaything Club that will come along with a big fat checkbook and pay them more… 🙂

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Big J.. good one, wish I knew the answer, a bit like the Mendes goal we didn’t score, the Nani handball that wasn’t handball, the Teddy goal disallowed because Bruce was ready, route one football against the biggest baddest bestest team in England… perhaps it’s a bit like West Ham only get out of bed when they play the Spuds, could go on forever… why Money City fans are too dumb to put question marks at the end of questions…. 🙂

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Tongue was firmly in cheek, chaps…. we lost to the Spammers AND YooUtd in the two games leading up to it… so how far have Madrid fallen? 🙂

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Iceman… it was 4 if you include the tea-lady… but yes, Van The Man has been impressive this season.

Goldie…. don’t think any Spud-lover on here is comparing this current Real Madrid team, with 5 players announced in the very recent team of the year, to the team from 5 months ago who won Big-years 12 months after the last time they won Big-ears. I think you’ll find we’re just laughing at all the “haters” who are playing the “B” side to the “You Need To Pay The Going Rate!” record, titled “They Ain’t As Good As They Used To Be!”. I supposed we should be grateful you lot at least flipped the record over…. 🙂

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Paxo… which is why we’re half a billion pounds for all our bang average players/manager/tealady!! 🙂

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The very simple concept that perhaps we made them look bad by being more than a match for them over 180 minutes seems to have escaped everybody…

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Paxo… wanna go halves on a nice cheese platter to go with all the whining on here? 🙂

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Any truth to the rumor the Madrid players had to stand up in the plane home as their bottoms were still sore from the spanking they got? 🙂

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Still a happy bunny but I still have to do it…. 🙂

Am I the only who noticed Englands best 50m pound RB was on the bench while Spuds “reserve” right-back was a contender for man-of-the-match? Some of the crosses Trips banged in were absolute class, he deserved more assist’s than he got last night!

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Brilliant night, Paxo, just fooking brilliant!! Definitely buying the DVD!! 🙂

Plenty of chances at both ends but I think we fully deserved it, the only blot being Harry not getting on the score sheet (still had a great game mind you).

My house, 80th minute, the misses comes out the bedroom “How much longer does this go on for?”, before I can answer Ronny pops up with his goal, “Get back in that bedroom! Now!”… she nearly jinxed it for us but bless ‘er, she went back in and the rest is history!!

Group of Death? Not for us!! 4 from 6 against the best team in Europe? Thank you very much!!

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I’m still a happy camper this morning… COYS!!!!

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And we bloody well deserved that!! Guaranteed knock-out with 2 games to spare, group of death my arse!!

I guess this makes West Ham the best team in Europe, right? 🙂

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