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Banjo also mentioned he was very upset with Steady Eddy telling Gooseman… he thought that was their secret or something…. 🙂

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Banjo texted me and mentioned he’s finished the next two Daniel and George books (“Cowboy Chaos” & Mummy Mayhem”), as well as kicking around something called “The Camlock Wars featuring Agent Spanker-Jones”, which is apparently James Bond meets Steampunk (WTF?), another kiddies book called “Beefoven & Angelcake”, something about Gnomes declaring war on a new bypass going through their garden, then something set in futuristic London involving Vampires and Zombies called “25” (Why it’s named after the motorway I have no frigging idea!), something about a fake reality TV show called “Noiseburger: House from Hell” and finally something called “Candleman’s Club” which sounds really pervy to be honest, something about Hannibal Lector showing up in “50 Shades of Gray” although thnakfully there’s no fooking sparkly vampires… or something…

I think Banjo’s “smokes” too much…

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But other than that…. 🙂

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Never actually read the “Dragontits” series but if you like that particular genre, I would also recommend anything by Joe Abercrombie (Before They Were Hanged etc… do read them in order though!), the “Gentlemen Bastards” series by Scott Lynch (really, really good, think Robin Hood meets Dragontits… but with less actual dragons).

If you like more Sci-Fi, try the Iain M. Bainks “Culture Series”, easily the best Sci-Fi books in the last 30 years.

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“Daniel and George’s Double Treasure Hunt Trouble”… the first in a series of some time travelling twins… very amusing and could very well be the next Harry Potter series… 🙂

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And Banjo texted me, asked me to tell you lot Trump’s Twitter feed is hilarious, more entertaining than a Marital Aid post….

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I heard a rumor this morning there were 3 messages on Woody Woodwoods answerphone, the first was De Gea’s agent, saying his man is the best in his potion in the world and should have the same deal as Sanchez, the second was Pogba’s agent, saying his man is the best up and coming mid-fielder in the world and should have the same deal as Sanchez, the third was Lukoko’s agents, saying his man has a really larger penis…

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I know 99% of it is all Red-Top Nonsense, but this transfer window is seemingly a lot more crazy than usual…

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Not doubting he can kick a football real good, but I’m showing my age here, 577,000 a week, A WEEK to kick that fooking football?

It’s obscene mate, no other word for it.

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Or a couple of Mars Bars short of 577,000 a WEEK!!!

Please for the love of all that is holy, I hope YooUtd win fook all in the next 4 and a half years…

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Copypasted from the Fail… what a joke!!

– United have agreed to make Sanchez the club’s highest-ever earner and the highest paid player in Premier League history.

– Chilean will earn a staggering £450,000-a-week at Old Trafford. That comprises a basic wage of £350,000 and an additional £100,000 in image rights.

– He will be paid a £7.5m signing-on fee every year for the four years of his contract.

– His deal will run until 2023.

By my calculations, I make that a grand total of 135,600,000 over 4 and half years…. and that doesn’t include agents fees….

I seriously hope this is wrong…even Banjo is jealous.

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Very silly comment, even by Banjo standards, but why can’t the MIB get one of those iPad-watch-thingys (which would also give him the benefit of something to do while reffing YooUtd matches)?

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#eatgoosesausgesinstead

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Another sausage smuggler… Banjo would be happy if he was allowed to play on here… 🙂

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Banjo earns HOW MUCH???

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On another note, and I reckon Banjo agrees with me (I heard he was a Spud), there really has been a lack of “gossip” about who us Spuds are after. Mind you, all I want to hear is Toby signing a new deal and I’ll be happier than a Nil last Sunday somewhere in the region 7:45 (Finnish Time).

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Big J… an idea that has about as much chance of succeeding somewhere in between that of Wenger winning the Prem and that Banjo fella marrying Belinda.

Goose… is Banjo the one in the middle?

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Those numbers are a fooking joke, pure and simple. Who do you blame though? Greedy agents? Greedy players? Dumbass (or desperate) clubs for paying it?

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Lingard is is the sort of player I still wouldn’t like even if he wasn’t playing for YooUtd. There’s something about that smug little gimp who makes the palms of my hands itch when I see him on the TV. A face made for slapping, that fella.

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…and playing cricket at the same time! 🙂

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