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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?”
Cashier:“It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?”
Solskjaer:“Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Manager of Manchester Unitedβ.
Cashier: “Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”
Solskjaer: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”
Cashier: “I am sorry, Mr Solskjaer but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”
Solskjaer: “Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque.”
Cashier: “Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?”Solskjaer stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank…there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don’t have a clue.”
Cashier: “Will that be large or small notes , Mr Solskjaer?β
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Ha foxy I was almost certain thst wasn’t going to make me laugh but the punchline did make me chuckle π
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Koeman’s out at Barca. Runners & riders via skybet…
Xavi Hernandez 1/2
Andrea Pirlo 5/1
Roberto Martinez 6/1
Brendan Rodgers 10/1
Erik ten Hag 16/1
Marcelo Gallardo 16/1
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Rodgers to Barca? Hahahahaha, as if!
This does now force a few arms at Newcastle and Man U though. If they wait too long to sack Ole their potential suitors may take the Barca role
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Think it’s fair to say it’ll be Xavi who has already dropped to 1/5. Sure Brendan & Roberto are chuffed to be on that list though.
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Utd should go for Koeman.
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It’s been coming for Koeman for a while as Mikus says Xavi looks favourite.
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Lucky, Maguire pushes back because of his lack of pace. He would not get into any of the top teams in Europe who play w high line. Heβs acvery good leader but he canβt defend out wide. How many mistakes has he made this season alone never mind his whole utd career.
Maybe a back 5 would suit him better. With England the two holding players leave him less exposed as Mcfred. Heβs very over rated in my opinion.
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I’m surprised that Barca could afford to fire Koeman.
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Allegedly 12m Euros Mak according to Marca below. Not a bad goodbye.π
“Barcelona are obliged to pay an amount close to 12 million to Ronald Koeman as compensation after their decision to sack him on Wednesday night, and the Dutchman appears to have no intention to take a single cent less than what he is owed.” Marca 28/10
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