New Hacked E-mails

[Chucky McChuckface]

Banjo has been a busy bee (and getting desperate to amuse himself at work).

Having decided today is an unofficially “going on strike day” at work, world renowned Bullshit Arstist known as Banjo Chucker’s has been busy hacking into computers and making cups of tea.

He is proud to announce to world there are more e-mails concerning the shenanigans from Manchester.

1) New rule stating deliberate obstructions by teams wearing light blue are automatically deemed “accidents” and will not be blown as fouls.
2) Teams in light blue allowed to play with 13 players when losing games.
3) Teams in light blue allowed to adopt Fergie-time when losing games.
4) VAR to be switched off whenever team in light blue are playing the Hotspurs from Tottenham.
5) All accounts to be automatically considered Japanese Yen when deficits are being calculated.
6) Pepe to be considered immortal and at least twice as important as Herr Klopp.
7) Pizza Fridays to be introduced and the bill sent to “Red” people.
8) Teams in light blue are allowed to make their own rules because fans of teams in light blue had a really shitty time of things in 1976.

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[threeps]

Coventry City will be delighted!

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[Chucky McChuckface]

I also suspect everybody’s European Away kits to be worn on the 2nd leg of any Euro competition will also now be a light shade of blue (along with the Chelski Kit Man washing the kits in extra double hot water!)

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[maverick1973]

Is Banjo only making tea but not coffee???

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